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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

(THE FINAL) Daily Creature Feature: The Shark

For the final Daily Creature Feature that has spanned the entire month of October, here is UB's favorite horror movie: Jaws!!! So Happy Halloween and thanks for tuning in to this month's Halloween celebration:

One of the great scenes from the original Jaws:

Here's a cute ad for the 30th anniversary of Jaws:

Finally here is the complete NES Jaws game, for those of you who didn't get to the end...


Borat is an X-rated Yackoff Smirnoff

As much as Ubsey enjoys the many rantings of Ali G's Borat character, he really seems like Yackoff Smirnoff plus a few sex jokes. That being said, he is much funnier than Yackoff ever was in the 80s...Here is Borat this weekend on Saturday Night Life and keep your eye on Borat in this 2nd clip:

"America, what a country, I love it!!"

Tuesday's Classic Clip: The Weatherman

Monday, October 30, 2006


If you're looking for a last minute costume idea maybe one of these would work. Here are some of the best and worst costumes UB has seen this week on celebs and people at random parties...And one dog...


Here's a look at the best pumpkin's your Uncle Buck has seen online this month:

Daily Creature Feature: Halloween Pranks

For Monday's feature UB offers up two Halloween pranks...One that went right, one that didn't...Enjoy:

The Good:

The Bad:


"Red is playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers." -Some guy

It's a different world now for Boston Celtics fans and it will never be the same. Arnold "Red" Auerbach has died at 89 after 56 years with the Cs that has spanned 16 world titles and a legacy as the godfather of not only the Celtics but the NBA. Here are some photos that span the career of Red, but you can also check out these links as UB remembers the most important man in the history of Boston sports:

UB takes on the issue of who was the better coach: Red or Phil?

Keep an eye out for a cameo by Red in this Miller Lite ad from the 80s

In 1950 Walter Brown asks the opinion of the local sports writers and hires Red away from Washington to become head coach of the Celtics. Red ends up taking on just about every job with the team, bringing in players, selling tickets and promoting basketball and the team.
In the 1950 draft Red select Chuck Cooper in the 2nd round, making him the 1st black player in the history of the NBA. Also in that draft Red passes on local hero from Holy Cross Bob Cousy, telling reporters he won't be pressured by the "local yokels." Red trades his pick, Charlie Share, in 1951 to Fort Wayne for Bob Harris, cash and a player to be named later. The player to be named ends up being future Hall of Famer Bill Sharman. By a stroke of luck, Red pulls Cousy's name out of a hat in a dispersal draft after the collapse of the Chicago Stags. At a retirement ceremony for Cousy, Red tells the crowd, "Shows how smart I am."

In 1956 Red trades Easy Ed Macauley and Cliff Hagan to St. Louis for the second pick in the NBA draft, then works a deal with Rochester who had the #1 pick to guarantee appearances by the Walter Brown owned Ice Capades as long as they don't take Bill Russell #1. On advice taken from a friend on the West Coast, Red selects Russell #2 over all, having never seen him play live. Later in the draft Red takes Tommy Heinsohn. Red and Russell go on to lead the Celtics to 11 NBA titles in 13 years. The 5 time MVP also takes over for Red as head coach in 1967, becoming the 1st back head coach in any of the 4 major sports.
After delivering 9 strait Conference championships and 7 strait NBA titles, Red enters the 1965-66 season telling the rest of the league they get one last shot at knocking him down. As usual Red gets the last laugh, winning his 8th strait title. Career record: 938-479. Though Red is best known for lighting up victory cigars once the game was well in hand, much to the anger of the opposing team, stories of Red tampering with the visitor's locker room and installing new, stiff, nets when playing teams with a good fast break, only expand the legend. What is true was Red's creation of the 6th man, a system of bringing in a would-be starter off the bench early. The NBA soon follows suit and currently awards the 6th Man award every season.

After leaving as head coach Red becomes full time GM. In 1970 Red pulls the infamous "walk out" of a workout by Florida State center Dave Cowens. The move convinces other general managers in attendance that he wasn't impressed. Soon after Red drafts Cowens, who leads the Celtics to titles in 1974 and 1976. Two years later, in 1978, Red spends the 6th pick in the draft on the rights for Larry Bird, even though he knows Bird is returning to Indiana State for his Senior season. Though the Celtics stink in the upcoming season, Bird arrives to claim the NBA Rookie of the Year award in 1979-80 and the biggest single season turn around in NBA history. From there Red trades the #1 pick in the 1980 draft to Golden State for underachieving Center Robert Parish and the #3 pick. The Warriors take Joe Barry Carroll, Red takes Kevin McHale. Bird, Parish and McHale lead the Cs to the 1980-81 title, before Red picks up Dennis Johnson in 1984 to round out 1984 and '86 title teams.
Red prepares for the next phase of the Celtics dynasty by selecting Maryland Guard Len Bias #2 over all in the 1986 draft. Bias dies less than 48-hours later from a cocaine overdose. The Celtics make the Finals in 1987, but never return. Red is forced to give up the title of team President in 1997 in favor of incoming Rick Pitino (who UB still has on the top of his list of people to hit with his car.) Red returns as president after Pitino's failed stint as Cs head coach.

From there Red fades into semi-retirement, popping back up in disputes with Lenny Wilkens who passes him for wins and Phil Jackson who ties him with 9 NBA titles. In 2004 the final book on Red's life in basketball, co-written with John Feinstein, is published. It is called “Let Me Tell You A Story.” Red died at his home in Washington, D.C. on Saturday. Rest in peace Red, Greatest of them All...

Friday, October 27, 2006

Daily Creature Feature: It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown

Maybe UB missed it but he has yet to see the classic Halloween cartoon air on TV this month...So UB has taken matters into his own hands and here is the complete "It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" with a funny Robot Chicken take off to even things out...ENJOY:

Friday fwds: Snug fit



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