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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Empire Embed

If you want a good idea of the lunacy of hardcore Yankoff fans, look no further than Darth Marc. It's bad enough going into the giant bedpan known as Yankoff Stadium to see the Red Sox, but this guy actually worships the place. His obsession with Star Wars is a little unhealthy too...And the way the Yankoffs have been playing this year he resembles Lord Helmet more than Darth Vader...

So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.


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