Knowledge is Good
"You wanna be a loser, you be a loser. You wanna be a winner, you be a winner. You can be anything you want. Remember, you're a Melon!"
Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
posted by Uncle Buck @ 9:25 PM
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It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
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