Goats for Love

According to Sky News Former President Bill Clinton was given an interesting offer recently, when a love-struck African government official offered him 40 goats and 20 cows in exchange for his daughter, Chelsea.

Clinton was offered the deal on a recent trip to Kenya. Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor had proposed the trade through Kenya's Foreign Minister. The offer is a traditional African gesture to get a father to give his daughter's hand in marriage. The offer was reportedly very generous by the country's standards, and for anyone who has seen Chelsea.

Clinton has not given a public answer to the offer, however, he reportedly told an aide that he doesn't like goats and already has a cow that lives with him, so why would he want 20 more.

Bah, Bah

"I'm sorry I don't think I heard you correctly...He what?"