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Friday, December 02, 2005

Joe Who? New Bs key to 3-0 win

The BRUINS WIN!! THE BRUINS WIN!! What a trade, what a stroke of genius!! Bruins management has fooled all of the NHL and proved they know what they're doing...for a whole hockey game...Yes a day after trading captain Joe Thornton, who many were calling a top 10 player in the league, to the San Jose Sharks for 3 players, Boston finally won a game. Their 2nd win in 11 games. Amazingly the last-place Bruins beat first-place Ottawa, handing the Senators their first shutout of the season and their first loss of any kind in seven games. New Bruin Marco Sturm scored on his first shift. Sturm, who also had an assist, came over with Wayne Primeau and Brad Stuart. Goalie Hannu Toivonen stopped 26 shots to earn his first career shutout.

Does this mean the Bruins are fixed? Don't be crazy, UB still thinks they were better with Joe (above trying on his new sweater), but they would have been much better if they had traded the owner and GM...

UB would be happy too Joe...Does this mean the mayor is gonna have a parade when Joe wins a cup?

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