Royal with cheese

Sox starter David Wells gets a Royale with cheese for his donut Tuesday night against the Royals. Wells allowed five hits and no runs in 5 innings. 3 hits by Theo's Renta-wreck and a home run by Jason Varitek were all the offense the Sox needed in the 5-2 win. Trot Nixon came off the DL with a single in the 5th that scored Renteria.

Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.

No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the (expletive) a Quarter Pounder is.

Uuummmm, this is a tasty burger...