Sly's Latest Venture

That's right, Sly the magazine...Who in the world pitched him this? Was he hoping to capitalize on the ratings failure that was "The Contender"? What could he possibly write about to fill a quarterly magazine? In issue 2 and 3 he teased Rocky VI...Doesn't that leave him out of material? I didn't know he could count up to 3...I can only assume articles on Cobra 2 and Spy Kids 4 will follow...

Where did he go wrong?