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Since there's no crying in baseball you would figure there wouldn't be any in football, but in Miami one rookie is proving that theory wrong. Miami Dolphins rookie Manuel Wright broke down in tears during practice Tuesday afternoon after Coach Nick Saban chewed him out. No one is quite sure what Saban said to make the 6-foot-6, 290-pound defensive tackle from USC blubber, but when Wright met with the media all he would say is, "Why did he have to be so...so...mean to me!?" A team official says Saban may have been upset that Wright used up the roll of "gut tape" without putting a new one on the dispenser.


What's your name fat body!?

From now on your name's Gomer Pyle!!