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Thursday, September 29, 2005 days

Your Uncle Buck should have seen it coming. While the Red Sox organization, clearly with their eyes on the prize, trotted out has-been actor Chewbacca to throw out the 1st pitch at Fenway Park Wednesday night, the team put on a worse show than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Bronson Arroyo tried to use his mind tricks on Blue Jay batters, but was still shelled for 7 runs in 3 innings. Bronson appeared to finally have things figured out after going 3-0 in his last 4 starts, but he was hit hard for the majority of his outing.

Jennifer Garner's favorite, Big Papi David Ortiz tried to fight the overshift with a bunt late in the game, hoping to give the Sox runners. Sox bats had chances all night leaving double digits in runners on base. In the 3rd inning, after falling behind 5-0 they had runners on 1st and 2nd with 1 out, Ortiz flew out, Manny Ramirez struck out, Jason Varitek walked and Kevin Millar popped out. The loss, coupled with a Yankoff win put the Sox a game back...Slip, slidding away...

Mr. Millar has always been in the lineup...

The fans gave Chewy a warm reception after what he did during the 2004 season...

Tonight Barf is throwing out the 1st pitch..."I'm a Mog, part man part dog, I'm my own best friend!"

I bent my Wookie!


At 12:10 PM, Blogger Dr Will said...

tribe or bosox? coin flip at this point

At 1:45 PM, Blogger Uncle Buck said...

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