Vacation countdown: Part III
PART III: CLARK GETS LOST IN EAST ST. LOUIS:
Clark: I wonder if you could tell me how to get back on the expressway?
Pimp: F*ck your momma!
Guy: For free? Five dollars.
Guy: See where it says rib tips?
LATER, BACK ON THE EXPRESSWAY:
Clark: Wanna relive a fond memory?
Ellen: Clark...my head's stuck!
A LITTLE MORE DOWN THE ROAD:
Ellen: Clark, I don't want you dozing off.
Clark: We're here!
IN THE HOTEL:
(Jaws theme...dum, dum...dum, dum...)
Clark: Can I do your back honey?
Ellen: I've already done my back.
Clark: Can I do your front?
Ellen: Go do your own front.