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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Vacation countdown: Part III

PART III: CLARK GETS LOST IN EAST ST. LOUIS:

Clark: I wonder if you could tell me how to get back on the expressway?

Pimp: F*ck your momma!

Guy: For free? Five dollars.

Guy: See where it says rib tips?

Clark: Rib...tips...

LATER, BACK ON THE EXPRESSWAY:

Clark: Wanna relive a fond memory?

Ellen: Clark...my head's stuck!

A LITTLE MORE DOWN THE ROAD:

Ellen: Clark, I don't want you dozing off.

Clark: Zzzzzzzzz


Clark: AAAAHHHHHH!!!

Family: AAAAHHHHHH!!!


Clark: We're here!

IN THE HOTEL:


(Jaws theme...dum, dum...dum, dum...)





Ellen: Clark!

Clark: Can I do your back honey?

Ellen: I've already done my back.

Clark: Can I do your front?

Ellen: Go do your own front.

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