Chowdaheadlines

- Don't worry it wasn't a UFO, only Max Headroom

- Star Wars roundup

- Time Magazine Ranks US Senators. Apparently it sucks to be in Hawaii, Colorado, Kentucky, Montana or Minnesota. By the way Hillary Clinton is on the "Up-And-Coming" list. Too bad she’s not on her husband's "Up-and-Coming" list...HI-O!!!

- TV Reporters never learn (Video after ad)

- Drive-In theatres making a comeback

- UB has to get one of these. Plus he only got a $50 ticket, UB would pay $50 a month to use this thing

- The Main Event: Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels and God. Yes God

- Smokey and the Bandit Special Edition

- The Incredible Hulk Season One

- An American Warewolf In London trailer (UB just watched this yesterday on his new DVD. Amazingly the trailer wasn't there, so here it is)

- Don't worry Steve, the Jets will screw it up no matter what you say

- Networks say F the FCC

- Two Duke Players indicted

- Bar web cams, including the Rack in Boston

- The Boston Marathon is only the beginning

- Reds are the next team to try cheerleaders

- Kenny Rogers is hip

- Hottest actress from the 80s

- The Next Elvira?

- Do you come with the camera?

- All right. Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo

- Exciting news in the fight against breast cancer

- The Easter Bunny hates you

- The Oman remake trailer

- Dolly Parton loves Hulk Hogan aka Starlight Starbright

Dr. Rumack: "You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."

Elaine: "A hospital? What is it?"

Dr. Rumack: "It's a big building with patients but that's not important right now."