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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Finally, proof Barry Bonds is on steroids

In his attempt to stay ahead of the steroid testing, San Francisco Giants slug Barry Bonds have overdosed on the designer steroid "Estrogen." The injections kept his oversized frame the same, but resulted in the growth of long flowing hair and a vagina. At first he didn't notice the change down below because his nuts have been gone since he left Pittsburgh. Barry tried to cover up the mistake in dosage by pretending to be Paula Abdul during a hazing ritual, but he wasn't fooling anyone. See the video here. (Video follows truck commercial)

Barry got into a shouting match with a coach before pulling down his top and shoving the man's face into his bizzombas...

"You stay classy Barry Bonds."


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