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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Another one bites the dust: Pan goes down swinging

Your Uncle Buck is the bearer of sad news. This evening we received word that our beloved Panda has been trapped in the promise of marriage.

There is only one thing UB can say about this tragic news:

(do, do, do do do...do, do, do, do, do)

Panda walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust

And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, she's gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think Pan is going to get along,
Without us, when we're gone
He took us for everything that we had,
And kicked us out on our own
Are you happy Pan, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat, LOOKOUT!

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust

(Pan's reply)
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust

Panda: 1977-2006

The best man?

"Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again..."

Get ready to latch it on...(He'll never be able to get outta that!)

(Well UB'll be damned!)

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