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Thursday, November 03, 2005

UB's Ultimate Movie Meal Menu

If you're like your Uncle Buck then you like good food and a good flick...Well what would happen if UB opened a restaurant featuring the memorable food in your favorite films...Here's the Menu:


Spirits and Beer. If it is something hot you want, you can have tea. (An American Werewolf in London)


Rick Latimer's Carnation Instant Breakfast. Made with Coke-a-Cola or Beer. (The Principal)

Uncle Buck's Giant Pancakes. Served with toast, but we couldn't get it through the door. (Uncle Buck)

Buddy's Spaghetti with Maple Syrup. Served with a side of Pop Tarts to crumble on top. (Elf)


A Steak Sandwich and A Steak Sandwich. Served with a Bloody Mary and 2 portions of Beluga caviar at $80 a portion. (Fletch)

Jeff Spicoli's Pizza. Served while learning about Cuba. (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Re-Hydrated Pizza Hut Pizza. Served with Pepsi. (Back to the Future Part II)

Four Fried Chickens. Served with a Coke. Bread available for your brother. (The Blues Brothers)



Chotchkie's Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas. Good for a case of the Mondays. (Office Space)

Escargot aka Snails. There are so many snails there you can't even see the food! (The Jerk)

Baked-Beetles. Chef Note: We are out of the Live Baby Eels. (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom)

Lamb Fries. "Mr. Lamb Fries" Andy Farmer currently holds the record for most lamb fries eaten at one sitting. (Funny Farm)


Soup de Jour. That's the soup of the day. (Dumb and Dumber)

Split Pea Soup. Comes with a bib and spit shield for other people at your table. (The Exorcist)

Prize Winning Texas Chili. The secret is the meat. We don't skimp on the meat. (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2)

Main Course:

Bushwood Country Club Steak. Still has marks on it from where the jockey was hitting it. (Caddyshack)

Christmas Turkey. Just a little Dry. Served with Lime Jello, garnished with cat food. (Christmas Vacation)

One Rib. Served in your hand. (I'm Gonna Git You Sucka)

Side of Mashed Potatoes. Also works as a zit, get it? (Animal House)

Smoked Salmon Filet. Enjoy after you've planted all the "bad drugs". (Trading Places)

Eddie's Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself. Served with REAL tomato ketchup. (Vacation)

Liver with Fava Beans. Served with a nice Chianti. (Silence of the Lambs)


Chilled Monkey Brains. (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom)

Pedro Loves Summer Cake. Comes with note asking Summer to the dance. (Napoleon Dynamite)

Tri-County Pie Eat Pie. The same enjoyed by four-time champion Bill Travis. (Stand By Me)

Baby Ruth Candy Bar. It's no big deal. (Caddyshack)

Darcy Sears' Whipped Cream with Cherries. Served on Darcy at room temperature. (Varsity Blues)

Ok hon, so what can I get ya?


At 8:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it. I'm surprised there was no Eddie entree (Rocky Horror Picture Show).


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