Whitewash: Clement, Sox hung out to dry

Game one was ugly from the start as the White Sox pounded the Red Sox 14-2 to take a 1-0 lead in the best of 5 series. Lets review:

A.J. Pierzynski, a three-run home run off Clement during the first inning. Score: 5-0.

Paul Konerko, a solo home run in the 3rd inning off Clement. Score: 6-0.

Juan Uribe, a 2 run homer in the 4th inning off Clement. Score: 8-2.

How's Mrs. Clement? I might have some information she'd like to know...

Home runs, what home runs, those boys just skipped out of her owing me a lot of money for beer!!