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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Superman's a mean drunk

After a long day of crime fighting and foiling dumb bank robbers, Superman hits the bar for a few drinks. UB has a few questions about this classic scene from Superman III. First off if you're the bartender do you charge Superman? He's sitting there with the bottle, pouring his own shots...Does Superman even carry money? Second, what's with the other drunks in the bar. How long have they been there? Are they so drunk they don't notice, or care that Superman is getting hammered a few stools away? And how many drinks does it take for Superman to get drunk? Does he have Super-tolerance?

When Superman unwinds, he makes it Johnny Walker, Red Label.

Stupid Lois...giving me, Superman, an ultimatum...just because I don't want us to stay at her parents house this weekend...We live 35 minutes away for Christ sake! Why do we have to sleep there!?

She's always giving me a hard time...like I meant to get stuck in the Bizzaro world for a week!

I only had 3, I'm alright to fly...

Did I forget something...Oh no...

...I LEFT MY CARD WITH THE BARTENDER!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

46 Comments:

At 1:31 PM, Blogger Worst Weather Ever said...

I only had 3, I'm alright to fly...

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At 4:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, Superman doesn't get drunk, ask uber-nerd Eddie at http://www.supermanhomepage.com/inter-action/inter-action.php?topic=ask-eddie/ask-eddie-0702
Scroll down a little bit fo rthe answer

 
At 5:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hah! Thanks for citing the site I work for. That rules.

Yes, Eddie Berganza has commented to the idea, and for that matter, general knowledge is that Superman is immune to all ingested poisons (As alcohol is).

Very funny!

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At 5:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Followed this link from gorillamask. Man he dropped the ball posting this dung.

 
At 7:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My little brother made me watch this damn movie growing up. Never rememberd he had trouble dealing with his feelings...

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At 7:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Followed this link from gorillamask. Man he dropped the ball posting this dung.

Agreed

 
At 11:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

they dude can run faster than a friggin bullet, fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes but when it comes to good old Jack and Jose Superman aint nuthin

 
At 2:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at
the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer," he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the
man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you."
He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
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The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk.

 
At 10:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Followed this link from gorillamask. Man he dropped the ball posting this dung.

Agreed

Ditto

 
At 10:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, this dude really looks a lot like Christopher Reeves on some pictures.
A LOT!!

 
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At 5:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

earlier...Anonymous said...
Wow, this dude really looks a lot like Christopher Reeves on some pictures.
A LOT!!

Uh, that is christopher reeve, have you never seen the superman movies?

 
At 8:27 PM, Blogger Zukhoi said...

Um, sarcasm, shit head

 
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