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Monday, August 01, 2005

Palmeiro Suspended for Steroid Use

Baltimore Orioles 1st baseman and Viagra pitch(a tent)man Rafael Palmeiro was suspended Monday for using steroids according to Palmeiro, who was among the MLB stars who testified before congress during spring training, denied taking the muscle enhancing drug. During the session before congress, Palmeiro appeared to be the most outraged to be there saying, ''I have never used steroids. Period.'' Palmeiro (above with fellow deniee Mark Maguire) recently collected his 3,000th hit, making him only the 4th player to have 3,000 hits and 500 home runs.

"Talk to your doctor to see if steroids are right for you..."


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