Well it looks like your Uncle Buck will have a few months to learn how to say Daisuke Matsuzaka as the Red Sox have won the negotiating rights with the 26-year-old right-handed pitcher from Japan. Now so far the Sox have only landed a deal to try and work out a deal, and if any team could screw this up it would be the Red Sox, but it looks like the Sox are about to acquire a top of the rotation starter who could help get them back to the top.
It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
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