It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
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Great compilation of lists. The WWE humor list by Rob Bloom was good but I would've liked to see more bastards on the list. Too short.
sequel alert. that rob bloom dude wrote a part deux:
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3294&SectionID=3&LayoutType=1
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