Wine 'em, dine 'em, 69 'em

After the Celtics recently traded for Sebastian Telfair the fans and media quickly learned his nickname is "Bassy". Well your Uncle Buck thinks that nickname is dumb and thinks it is time for a new one...The media and bloggers in Boston are really missing out if they don't tag this point guard with the nickname: SEABASS!

I mean it's perfect...Seabass can be short for Sebastian and those guys outside the Garden that sell those shirts can make up all kinds of shirts...It even works that former Boston Bruins great Cam Neeley played Seabass in Dumb and Dumber.