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Monday, June 12, 2006

Soccer Sucks

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to today's World Cup contest between the USA and the Czech Republic.

"All right, lets get it started boys, we're trying to get the ball into that net over there!"

"Goooooaaaaallll!!! And Czech Republic takes the 1-0 lead!"

"Gooooaaaaallll!!!! And Czech Republic now leads 2-0!"

"Goooooaaaallll!!! Now it's 3-0 Czech Republic and the American coach calls timeout to rally his troops."

"Oh boy. I'm off to a great stop."

Intercom: "Ladies and Gentleman, Flight 5731 to the United States is departing from Gate 5A."

Wechselsprechanlage: "Damen und Herr, Flug 5731 in die Vereinigten Staaten reist vom Gatter 5A."


At 11:24 PM, Blogger PUCK THE FATS said...

Soccer sucks because
A.It's for grass ferries

B.It's a sport for third world countries who can't afford pads to play football or hockey

C.It was a sport invented by Euripean women so they could have something to watch their husbands do while they nitt.

D.All they ever do is kick eachother (shoot Roshambo's about eleventybillion times better then that)

E.I'd rather listen to Dr. Phil all day then watch a soccer game (except for that one were that girl took off her top after the US won lol.)


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