Abu Musab al-Zarqawi dead

Al Qaeda leader in Iraq Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was killed in an airstrike in Baghdad according to the U.S. Military. From Fox News:

Officials said the terror leader's identity was confirmed by fingerprints, facial recognition and known scars.

Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki said Zarqawi was killed along with seven aides Wednesday evening at around 6:15 p.m. local time in a bombing raid on a building in a remote area 30 miles northeast of Baghdad in Diyala province.

Loud applause broke out as al-Maliki, flanked by U.S. Ambassador Zalmay Khalilzad and U.S. Gen. George Casey, the top commander in Iraq, made the announcement at a news conference in Baghdad Thursday that Zarqawi was "terminated."

Later that day:

"Well I've made it, here to the other side. Now where are those virgins?"

"Well Hell-oooo there...Oh I'm ssss-o glad you're here, I just got back from the market anticipating you're arrival:"

"Aw crap."