UB's Hollywood Minute: She puts the "Bust" in "The Shield" and who wants to look like Jim Morrison?

After learning Saturday that female readership of Chowdaheads is down (thanks Benson) It's time once again for Uncle Buck's Hollywood Minute...de de dum de da, do, de dah da do...Thank you, thank you...

She puts the "Bust" in "The Shield": Unemployed vixen Laura Harring is joining the cast of UB's favorite show "The Shield" for the upcoming Season 5. Harring seen below opposite Naomi Watts in David Lynch's 2001 film "Mulholland Drive" will take on the role of attorney Becca Doyle opposite series star Michael Chiklis.

"Who the $@#&! is that?"

How about that for some female interest stories...hum Benson?

Story #2: UB was listening to Howard Stern Friday morning and Howard and Artie were talking about how good Natalie Portman looked on the cover of Blender Magazine...After seeing the cover on Monday UB was less than impressed with the apparent Jim Morrison impression...

The Lizard Queen?

UB's seen better photos of Natalie:

"Now that's more like it!!"