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Thursday, December 15, 2005

Bad Idea Jeans

UB was looking at some photos from his 10 year reunion and this old Saturday Night Live sketch popped into his head. UB will post the photos that prompted this post in Friday fwds...

Bad Idea Jeans Guy #1.....Kevin Nealon

[open on group of guys sitting on a bench on a basketball court, laughing]

Guy #1: Hey, we've got our apartment. We ripped up the floors, pipes, wiring, and having everything completely redone.

Guy #2: You're renting, right?

Guy #1: Yeah.

[ image on screen: BAD IDEA]

Guy #3: Well, he's an ex free-base addict, and he's trying to turn around, and he needs a place to stay for a couple of months.

[ image on screen: BAD IDEA]

Guy #1: [ tosses bottle to Guy #2] Head's up!

Guy #4: Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.

[ image on screen: BAD IDEA]

[ close-up of the jeans they're wearing, the label reads: BAD IDEA JEANS]

Guy #3: I thought about it, and even though it's over, I'm going to tell my wife about the affair.

[image on screen: BAD IDEA]

[more shots of BAD IDEA jeans]

Guy #5: I don't know the guy, but I've got two kidneys and he needs one, so I figured..

[image on screen: BAD IDEA]

Guy #2: Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"

[image on screen: BAD IDEA]

Announcer: Bad Idea Jeans. [shows a group of tough looking basketball players on the court]

Guy #1: Hey, you guys ready? Let's bet these guys! A hundred bucks...make that two hundred! Two hundred bucks!

[fade to image on screen: BAD IDEA JEANS] [fade out]


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