Dane Cook is confusing
Who does UB contact so that he too can kiss that Oscar winning hiney?
Listening to Dane Cook's jokes reminds UB of that Simpsons episode where Bart gets famous for saying, "I didn't do it!"
Bart struts out and says, "I didn't do it." One woman chuckles, and a man clears his throat. Bart repeats himself, but only the crickets chirp. He looks over at Krusty, but he's no help: he simply shrugs. Bart tries another line: "Woozle Wuzzle?" Everyone repeats it to themselves, and a man asks, "That's what passes for entertainment these days? Woozle Wuzzle?" Everyone gets up to leave, and an announcer says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Klown Show has been put on hiatus for retooling."