Dane Cook is confusing

If UB ever goes to Hollywoodland he has to hire comedian Dane Cook's agent. UB has heard a few of this guy's jokes, but none have really been funnier than a quip your buddy might make about a commercial during a football game. For months before UB even heard some of his material he started to see Dane Cook merchandise everywhere. CD's, Saturday Night Live host (like that's tough any more), Tonight Show appearances, an HBO special...For what? "Let's talk a little bit about L-O-V-E. LOVE. Or, as Celine Dion calls it, lurve." Shouldn't we expect more from our comedians now-a-days? Even worse now there is word that he is stealing jokes.

Who does UB contact so that he too can kiss that Oscar winning hiney?

Listening to Dane Cook's jokes reminds UB of that Simpsons episode where Bart gets famous for saying, "I didn't do it!"

Bart struts out and says, "I didn't do it." One woman chuckles, and a man clears his throat. Bart repeats himself, but only the crickets chirp. He looks over at Krusty, but he's no help: he simply shrugs. Bart tries another line: "Woozle Wuzzle?" Everyone repeats it to themselves, and a man asks, "That's what passes for entertainment these days? Woozle Wuzzle?" Everyone gets up to leave, and an announcer says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Klown Show has been put on hiatus for retooling."