You may tell yourself: "This is not my beautiful kicker"

"And you may ask yourself: 'How did I get here?'" Trouble is on the horizon for your Uncle Buck's 3 time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots. At mini-camp yesterday, ESPN radio's Michael Felger reported that he witnessed rookie kicker Steven Gostkowski and would-be retired kicker Martin Gramatica (above) take a few swipes at the uprights from about 30 yards out...According to Felger Gramatica went first and had his kick blocked by Richard Seymour. Now that may not be too big of a deal, but you have to remember that this is mini-camp and these guys are not in full gear, and it is 80 degrees and beautiful out. Not snowing and cold. Gostkowski went next and his kick...hooked wide right...way right...Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to let Adam Vinatieri go to the Colts...

"I can't watch..."

"Um, Tom I have something to tell you...It's about Adam..."