By now you know that Superman is returning to theatres, but what you may not know is where has he been? All though it has not been confirmed, your Uncle Buck suspects Superman is getting back from a stint in Alcoholics Anonymous. Just check out Supes in his darkest hours:
It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
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