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Monday, May 29, 2006

Clement-Time

After the Red Sox lost tonight, with another useless outing from Matt Clement, your Uncle Buck could only think of one thing...Hit it Huckleberry:

In a stadium, or a ball park,
With the ga-a-a-me on the line,
Dwelt a pitcher, can't go niner,
Every 5th day, Clement-Time

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Clement-Time,
The game is lost and gone forever,
Turn the channel, Clement-Time

Back in 05, had a great start,
Then took a shot to the head,
From there his game fell apart,
Every 5th day, Clement-Time

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Clement-Time,
The game is lost and gone forever,
Turn the channel, Clement-Time

He ducks after ev-ery swing,
Never makes the finish line,
Better call down to the bullpen,
Every 5th day, Clement-Time

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Clement-Time,
The game is lost and gone forever,
Turn the channel, Clement-Time


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