Knowledge is Good
Rock star Bronson Arroyo, now of the Cincinnati Reds, paid back his old team for trading him, tossing seven shutout innings, allowing only three hits and striking out nine Thursday. The Reds downed the Red Sox, 4-0, in Grapefruit League play.
"Why can't we get players like that?"
posted by Uncle Buck @ 5:08 PM
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It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
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