Kenny Chesney is a loser

Country music star Kenny Chesney and his movie star wife Renee Zellweger are getting a divorce, after four months of marriage. A typical Hollywood romance, you might say, but further investigation shows that Renee may be smart to get out now because this guy is a weirdo.

Chesney has gone on record as saying he fell in love with Renee following her breakout roll in "Jerry Maguire" and wrote a song for her called "You Had Me From Hello". In the song he proclaims that she is part of his future and uses her line from the movie. From that point, Kenny uses the momentum from his big hit, "She Thinks My Tractor Is Sexy" and decides to rip off Jimmy Buffett.

One Particular Harbour...(X-Mas Album) Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rhum...Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes

On the Coast of Somewhere Beautiful...(X-Mas Album) All I Want for Christmas Is a Real Good Tan...No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems

So a few years later, once Kenny has made some money with his Jimmy impression, he finally gets his dream of dating Renee, who is now an Oscar winner, for a few weeks before popping the question.

CNN has reported that Renee is citing "fraud" as the reason for the split...nah, that can't be possible...

Next up Kenny plans to adopt the kid from Jerry Maguire...