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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Of course he f*#king did

Ok so the Red Sox have a history of bizarre and amazing season ending collapses, but it seems that this season the knife is getting twisted a few more times than normal: David Ortiz has a heart condition; John Lester has cancer; Jonathan Papelbon's arm is falling off; Cla Meredith is the NL's top bullpen pitcher; Andy Marte is hitting game winning grand slams; Bronson Arroyo is a NL All-Star; Johnny Damon is better than Coco Crisp; and now Anibal Sanchez, one of the players the Sox traded for Josh Beckett has pitched a no-hitter.

And if that's not enough the final out was fielded by shortstop Hanley Ramirez, who used to be the Red Sox SS of the future...

"No sir, I'm not f*#king kidding you..."


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