CNN's foxy anchor Kyra Phillips, who was caught live on tape taking a leak during President Bush's Katrina speech the other day (here's the video), went on David Liberalman, er Letterman, to explain what happened and had a little fun with Fox News:
It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.