Big Boobed Idiot #1: Keeley Hazell

Give her a break she's only 19:

From her FHM US interview:

“I love America!” exclaims Keeley Hazell, the beautiful 19-year-old Brit with more shore-storming weapons than The Beatles and Mr. Bean combined. “England is like a Little America because everything seems to originate there. You gave us Pizza Hut. I love Pizza Hut!”

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