Soccer sucks...sort of

Your Uncle Buck thinks he has made it pretty clear that soccer sucks and that it will never make it as an American sport, however, it does seem to have some powers...Just look at what it does to some of these women over seas (and even one American woman). Maybe guys find these girls in the stands half a sleep from boredom and they use some sort of hypnosis, in any event here are a few examples of the few positive things about "Futball":