Miss USA is taking huge leaps over Miss America these days. Following the revelation that the current Miss USA is a bi-sexual drunk, Miss Nevada has been dumped over some of her own NSFW nipple exposing snap shots (below) and the whole affair has Rosie O'Donnell calling Donald Trump a tupee-wearing, snake oil salesman, while Donald Trump is calling Rosie O'Donnell a fat pig...It's all very entertaining (expecally the part where Trump says he's gonna send one of his girls over to Rosie's house to steal her lesbian girlfriend):
It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
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