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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Jeter smells

New York Yankoffs superstar Derek Jeter has unveiled a new cologne called Driven. According to Avon Inc., the creators of the product the fragrance, "reflect(s) the unique personality of one of the most driven men in America".

From the Globe: "I have been very involved with creating this fragrance, everything from the blend of scents to the design of the bottle and logo," Jeter said in the news release.

Not to be out done, Alex Rodriguez aka A-Rod, is taking advantage of his nickname, releasing an Viagra-type drug that cures impotence. It's called "Million Dollar Stiff." A few slogans being tossed around include:

"Get A-Rod from A-Stiff"


"Leave the errors on the field with A-Rod's Million Dollar Stiff!"


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