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- The Yankoffs are gay, maybe Double-Play Rod and Jerkoff Jeter will represent the US Baseball team in the "Gay Games"

- Shazam! Movie on the way

- Taxes are due on Monday the 17th because the 15th is a Saturday (actually MA residents have til the 18th since Monday is Patriots Day)

- Another hot teacher sleeps with student, but this one makes webpage about it

- Chris Farley says Don't do drugs

- Sexy Celebrity Chefs

- Juggling Joggers enter Boston Marathon

- Family Guy creator has new live action show in the works

- You can now watch TiVo on your phone

- Hulk Hogan Arby's commercial

- Pac-Man

- Paris Hilton walking thru puke

- Gatorade looks like a penis?

- 2nd person dies after riding Disney World's Mission Space

- Still one of the funniest videos UB has ever seen, but now there is a lawsuit...so he's a double dumbass

- If you don't have it on DVD, like UB, watch it Saturday night on ABC

- Is this worth sat radio and $10 a month? Maybe

- The return of Maverick. The big question is did he buzz the tower?

- Looks like UB has a new ride (Thighs)

- Vendor: Hot dog, hot dog, get your hot dog. UB: How much? Vendor: That'll be 270 chief. UB: Ok, here's a five. Vendor: Yeah right, $270.00 dumbass. You want a Coke with that?

- When will she be back on 24?

- Pacers eliminate Celtics

- Dude, grab me an Advil, will ya? (for WWE)

- UB thought it was funny when we called the pizza guy and had Schunder run around back and steal all the other pizzas from the guy's car, but this is better