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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Yankoff love children: The Next Generation

Your Uncle Buck was shocked to learn that Yankoff pitcher, and Clearasil pitchman, Randy Johnson has a love child, mainly because UB can't imagine any woman sleeping with him.

Amazingly Chowdaheads has just learned that Yankoff owner George Steinbrenner also has a love child and we have this exclusive photo to prove it:


The thing that worries UB the most is the inevitable love child to come from Derek Jeter after all the, very public, relationships he's been in over the past few years:


At 3:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even though I hate to do it, I have to come to Jeter's defense... it looks like that Sheffield pic is showing less of a relationship and more of the beginning of an unsolicited rape session.

"When Sheff wants it, Sheff gets it... now come here baby."


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