Cave-In Brown or What can Brown do for you (NOTHING!)
Brown bagged again, this time 7 ER in only 3.1, Vlad the Impaler continues to slay Yankoff pitching with 3 RBI...Sox gain a game on Yankoffs (2.5) and Os (3.5) who lose to D-Rays again...(I thought my "Cave-in Brown" was better than Alex's "What can Brown do for you? NOTHING" but he made me add both...)
I guess when your nickname is "The Impaler" you get the chicks...
It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
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