UB's Halloween Costume

UB has finally decided what to dress up as for Halloween...Jambi from Pee-Wee's Playhouse!!

No not Jason Giambi from the stupid Yankoffs...Jambi, Pee-Wee's magical friend whose head lives in a box. So UB is gonna get one of the boxes from his move and some glitter and green face paint...and tada its JABMI!!! Here check out some of the magic...

Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka...

Hiney Ho!!!!

Woops...well lets try this again, shall we? Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka...

Chinese Ho!!! Oh boy this could be trouble...

"I know you are but what am I?"

Well that didn't work out...UB will just have to be the talking chair again...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Tricks and Treats: Pats get a scare from Buffalo

It was a roller coaster ride for UB watching the Patriots and Bills on Sunday Night Football, while carving his Halloween Jack-O-Lantern. The P-Men, like UB, gutted one out with a 21-16 win.

Kids: "I got some gum!" "I got some candy!"

Charlie Brown: "I got a rock!"

"Stay on target..."

Sorry UB is excited to lay some tricks on the neighborhood kids tonight...now where was UB? Oh yes...The Pats were like zombies the 1st half, again making mistakes and dumb penalties. One of those penalties resulted in Adam Vinatieri having to re-kick a 40+yrd field goal, this time from 5 yards back, which he missed. Like they said on Dennis and Callahan this morning, it looked like something you would see from the Texans or 49ers but not the defending champion Patriots.

UB is still shaking his head at that play by Patrick Pass in the 1st quarter where he fumbled because he pulled his hamstring and grabbed his leg...WTF? How does this happen? Just fall down, don't fumble the ball and grab your leg. At that point the Pats were starting to get rolling, Pass had already had a few nice runs...and then he just drops the baby without being touched...UB was really starting to like Patrick, but now? That is inexcusable for a RB...Corey Dillon decided to suck it up and come in at that point and had 2 TD runs...

Linus: "And then the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch and give all the good girls and boys candy and toys..."

"Stay on target..."

Right, sorry...so anyway, trailing 16-7 with about 10 minutes left in the 4th, Tom Brady led the Pats to a touchdown, followed by a Roosevelt Colvin strip of Kelly Holcomb, that resulted in another TD...The final drive was Brady's 20th come-from-behind win in the 4th quarter. The most for any QB since 2001. And Teddy played well, and often. He was on the field on D and Teams. He had a few big hits and made in impact...it was great to see. So now it is on to Monday Night Football and the Indianapolis Colts...more on that later...

Patriots Week 8: Teddy returns

So the bye week has come and gone for the Patriots and while their competition for a playoff spot did help them out a little last week, they still need to get their business done the rest of the schedule starting this week against the Bills.

Of course the big draw for this game is the return of Teddy Bruschi. Bruschi has become Mr. Patriot in the last 5 years and is the heart and soul of the D, not to mention the whole team. Teddy's return should be a big boost for the Pats and get the fans up for all 4 quarters.

Though unlikely, it would be great to see Teddy make another big play, like he has done so many times in the past. Most important in UB's mind though is that Teddy gets through the game without any health problems...

With Drew Bledsoe gone, Lawyer Milloy is still a sore spot for most New England fans. Lawyer, who hasn't really done much since 2001, took a shot at Boston area fans wearing a Yankoff hat while talking to the media this week. The fact that he would wear a Sox hat while with the Pats and a Yankoff hat in Buffalo shows he really doesn't have a clue about the rivalry, and is just trying to piss people off.

Lawyer takes some time out from feeding his family to pose with some sluts and douche bags...

Happy Halloween from Elvira

Friday fwds: There's a damn protractor on my face now gimme some candy

Sulu beams out of the closet

File under not really surprised, but did a double take: George Takei, who played helmsman Sulu on board the Starship Enterprise through three television seasons and six movies, has come out as a homosexual in the current issue of Frontiers, a biweekly Los Angeles magazine covering the gay and lesbian community.

Takei told The Associated Press on Thursday that his new onstage role as psychologist Martin Dysart in "Equus," helped inspire him to publicly discuss his sexuality.

The 68-year-old actor said he and his partner, Brad Altman, have been together for 18 years.

"Sorry Uhura I'm not interested..."

"When it comes to Starfleet Command: Don't ask, don't tell."

Somebody tackle Sylvester Stallone

After the recent announcement that Sylvester Stallone will be gearing up for another Rocky, UB has learned that Sly will also start filming a 4th edition of Rambo, starting this spring. The Hollywood Reporter says Millennium Films in conjunction with Emmett/Furla Films and Equity Pictures are partnering on a $50 million Rambo IV. This time former Vietnam vet John Rambo is living a reclusive life back home in the U.S. when a girl goes missing forcing him to take justice into his own hands. Hopefully this movie will be better than the last time UB saw it when it was called Commando! The film is set to begin shooting in the spring in Mexico and the U.S. Rocky VI will begin shooting in December.

"Ok fine, I'll do another Rambo..."